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Sanibel Island really needs a pied piper to get rid of all the greed-ridden rats and huge infestation. Frankly I hated the place!
Now, Sanibel is an island just over a causeway out of Fort Myers Florida. My family had hyped this place, but I don’t really tend to like the same spots they do, but alas I went anyway. I not only didn’t like Sanibel, I fracking hated it!
Now you can pay 6 dollars to drive onto the island so you can pay to park every hour (I even saw the Sanibel cops giving a parking ticket to a wee Motor scooter, now there’s a vehicle that is so taxing on your parking resources, feh).
It was so infested with humans that you could have had a better beach and nature experience in a Japanese subway with an ocean poster on the wall. Oh and The greed-ridden owners of the island have instituted a 2-dollar an hour charge for all parking on the place. And let me tell ya, this place, well, she aint all that! I guess its popular to some because you can lay your beach blanket down within 2 and a half inches of some hob-snobby swine errr something, or just because it has been hyped too much. But this travel site isn’t anyone’s Chamber of Commerce.
Sanibel is not a place for an outdoorsman. It is a place for city folks to go and gawk at the sad and half-assed remains of what once was obviously a beautiful place in nature.
Frankly I’ve seen parks and islands, and beauty spots in Florida that make Sanibel Island look like a New Jersey slum after a sewage truck explosion. And those were either free or really really cheap by comparison.
I guess like some wise folks have said before. “If its popular, its wrong”. And that’s what Sanibel Island was to me, wrong. You could barely even get through the place. Lovers key, was a glory by comparison. Go there for your Ft. Myers beach action.
I even went through the National wildlife refuge there. Now as a rule, I love my national parks and forests, state parks, and state forests. They are some of my favorite places in the world. But alas this park was in the Sanibel tradition of greed greed greed. I paid 5 bucks (a high fee for entrance to a NWR) so I could drive through a torn up Mangrove swamp. Yep, that was it, that was their amazing park about 6 miles of Mangrove swamp. Nice, meh, but alas, not impressive wildlife wise, though you could at least pull over to the side and park and look (I’m amazed they didn’t try to charge me again for that, I’m sure its in the works.). Na, this park isn’t very nice either, Not when I’ve taken my bike through swamps like these for free and seen more wildlife and beauty than this place holds. Of course these places I like were not really “where the people tend go in multitudes”. I guess the numbers are good for the national parks system, so that’s a plus.
I saw “city folks” fascinated with this bird or that one, or by the fact that they saw a mullet, but guys, Florida has so much more beautiful things to offer! But forever more (unless of course women are involved), I will leave the façade remains of nature called Sanibel Island to the yupsters and hob-snobbies, and will not morn her at all when nature’s pied-piper called a huge hurricane thoroughly cleans her.

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Lovers Key State Park in Florida

I cheated I went to Lovers Key without a lover but alas they let me in anyway. I wasn’t camping here (no campground), but I was just visiting for a day visit. I’m staying in a park not too far away in Estero Florida.

Now lovers key was named such because it was once only accessible by boat, me at lovers keyand lovers would go their for the romantic setting (wink wink nudge nudge). Lovers Key State Park is between Fort Myers Florida and Naples and it has some beautiful beaches about 2 and a half miles of beach for fun fun splash splash, walking, bird gawking or whatever. It is a complex of 4 barrier islands, Lovers Key (the one with the beach) Inner key, Black Island, and Long Key. Bonita beach hotels were out to the south and Sanibel island could be seen way off to the north. They also had a little tram to take folks out to the beach. I just walked, but I guess the tram would be handy for folks who had either too much beach stuff or too much blubber to walk the very nice boardwalks to the beach. Oh and they had a little gift shop, I had a coke after a nice swim.

They also have bike rentals, and canoe rentals at the park. They have bike trails as well. Hey maybe you will even see a Pirate ghost or something as local legend has it that Black Augustus a pirate made his home here after running away from the man.

osprey nest at lovers key state park

The osprey and lots of birds had their nests right next to the beach. The park had the area fenced off with a string and Bird nesting area sign so folks would not frighten away the birds from their homes. I watched the big Osprey with its nest in a tree feeding its babies., The chicks would go squawk-squawk-squawk-squeek-squeek-squawkitee-squawk… which is bird talk for feed me- feed me feed me, no me, feed me already-feed me.

The area betweenview-of-bonita-beach Sanibel Island and lovers key didn’t seem to have alot of waves, there were ordinary small power boats mucking about out there, not something you see much on open ocean. but apparently all the keys and Sanibel
area offer the area shelter preventing excessive wave pounding. I didn’t notice any large boats out there, so I’d be interested in checking the Nav charts to see how deep it is out there.

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